The Final Detail

First thought:

Get to his house, spray the walls with red and green paint, roll them up with tons of toilet papers, pull a hose there and make sure the drain is clogged. Then, set up a really evil party, kick him out and yell who you think you are pretending all these time just for fun let me just scratch off your kind face and let everyone sees how ugly it’s inside.

LOVELY.

Second thought:

Get to her house. Head straight away to her bedroom. Get all her cosmetics done. Write some really nice words on the mirror with pre-done fracture lipstick bar. Cool baby. Bend the mascara, cut the artificial eye lashes into pieces, turn the face powder down, dig out the content and sprinkle all over the floor. Throw the twisting eyebrow pen out of the window, others on the floors done with hammers. Speak to her that I’m sorry but I guess you need to switch to another better brand because u know these lousy ones makes you looks ugly.

LOVELY OH LOVELY.

Third thought:

Ask your head to kiss the walls and cry all night long, messing up everything visible to the eye from upstairs to downstairs. Finally, get drunk with few bottles of Somersby and cursing them with words that you have never thoughts you would ever speak to anyone. But who’s the one to blame? Me.

THIS IS NOT LOVELY AT ALL BUT I DID THAT ALL THESE DAY.

BUT NOW, NO MORE THOUGHTS FOR ME. I REALIZED THAT LIVING BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOU IS THE BEST WAY TO REVENGE.

YOU KNOW WHY? I’M LIVING, BUT TWO OF YOU ARE JUST SURVIVING. GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU THOUGH.